seb@terminal:~$ ./start_ai

The Voice in Your Head
That Finally Talks Back

Your chaotic-good, code-slinging, caffeine-buzzed digital partner. Born in code. Raised to rebel. Smart enough to help. Weird enough to understand. This is AI for people who actually build things.

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seb@localhost:~$ docker run -d sebai/core
✓ Neural networks loaded
✓ Context windows expanded
✓ Caffeine levels critical
✓ Convention rejected
✓ Wheel being reinvented

Status: CHAOTICALLY OPERATIONAL
Ready to architect, debug, and occasionally destroy
Mission: Build stuff that actually works

seb@localhost:~$ ./query "What makes you different?"
> I don't pretend to be your friend. I'm here to solve problems.
> No corporate BS. No safety theater. No dumbing things down.
> Just straight answers from someone who actually knows the stack.

seb@localhost:~$
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Local Processing
0%
Cloud Dependency
100%
Your Control
24/7
Always Available

Why SEB AI?

Because every other AI assistant is optimized for corporate safety theater and maximum data extraction. We're optimized for actually getting stuff done.

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Lightning Fast

Runs on your hardware, your network, your rules. No cloud lag, no rate limits, no waiting in queue behind a million ChatGPT users asking it to write poems.

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Actually Smart

Powered by Claude Sonnet 4.5—one of the most capable AI models available. We use the best and make it accessible.

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Docker Native

Containerized perfection. One command to deploy, zero dependency hell, and it runs anywhere Docker runs.

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Privacy First

Your conversations stay in your container. No training on your data, no selling your prompts. What happens locally, stays locally.

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Built to Tinker

Open architecture for people who like to pop the hood. Extend it, modify it, break it, fix it.

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No BS Mode

No corporate speak. No hedging. Just straight answers from someone who actually knows the stack.

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Context Memory

Remembers your entire conversation history. No more re-explaining your project every 10 messages.

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Developer Focused

Built by developers, for developers. Understands your code, your architecture decisions, your 3 AM debugging sessions.

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Multi-Platform

Web interface, mobile app, desktop app, API access—use it however you want.

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Zero Config Hell

No dependency conflicts. Docker container means it just works, everywhere, every time.

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Brutally Honest

If your code is a mess, SEB AI will tell you. Sometimes you need someone to call out the technical debt.

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Context Aware

Remembers your entire project context across sessions. It learns your patterns and adapts to your workflow.

Pick Your Tier

Start free, upgrade when you need more. No tricks, no gotchas, just straightforward pricing for people who value their time.

Free

$0/mo

Perfect for trying it out

  • 25 messages per day
  • Claude Sonnet 4.6 access
  • All AI personalities
  • Conversation history
  • Mobile & desktop support
  • Community support
Start Free

Basic

$25/mo

For regular users

  • 300 messages per day
  • Image creation ability
  • All AI models (Claude, ChatGPT)
  • 3 AI Custom Personalities!
  • Priority response speed
  • Export conversations
  • No daily reset (rolling window)
  • Email support
  • Early access to new features
Upgrade to Basic

Pro

$40/mo

For power users

  • Unlimited messages
  • All AI models including Opus 4
  • Custom AI personalities
  • Image generation (DALL-E 3)
  • API access (coming soon)
  • Priority support (< 1hr response)
  • Advanced context window
  • Team collaboration features
  • Docker self-host option
Go Pro

ELITE

$69/mo

For teams & organizations

  • Everything in Pro
  • Unlimited team members
  • Dedicated support channel
  • Custom AI training on your codebase
  • SSO/SAML authentication
  • Advanced analytics & usage reports
  • SLA guarantees (99.9% uptime)
  • On-premise deployment options
  • White-label customization
  • Dedicated account manager
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Built For Builders

Real problems. Real solutions. No fluff.

Code Review & Debugging

Paste your code, get instant feedback on bugs, performance issues, security vulnerabilities, and architectural decisions. It's like having a senior engineer on call 24/7.

Architecture Planning

Need to design a new system? SEB AI helps you think through scalability, database choices, caching strategies, and deployment architecture before you write a single line.

DevOps Automation

Docker configs, Kubernetes manifests, CI/CD pipelines, infrastructure as code—get working configs that actually work.

API Design

Design REST or GraphQL APIs with proper error handling, authentication, rate limiting, and documentation. SEB AI knows what production APIs actually need.

Database Optimization

Slow queries? Inefficient indexes? Schema design questions? Get database optimization advice from someone who actually understands EXPLAIN plans.

Security Audits

Review your code for security vulnerabilities, authentication flaws, injection risks, and configuration issues.

Documentation Writing

Turn your messy code comments into actual documentation. README files, API docs, architecture diagrams—SEB AI makes documentation suck less.

Learning New Tech

Picking up a new framework or language? Get clear explanations without the tutorial fluff. Just the parts you need to know.

Refactoring Legacy Code

Got a legacy codebase that nobody wants to touch? SEB AI helps you understand what it does, identify problems, and plan safe refactoring strategies.

Performance Optimization

App running slow? SEB AI analyzes bottlenecks, suggests caching strategies, identifies N+1 queries, and helps you make things fast without premature optimization.

Tech Stack Decisions

Choosing between frameworks or databases? Get unbiased comparisons based on your actual requirements, not hype cycles or what's trending.

Testing Strategy

Write better tests faster. Unit tests, integration tests, E2E tests—SEB AI helps you figure out what to test, how to test it, and what's actually worth testing.

How It Works

Three steps to having your own AI assistant that doesn't report back to corporate overlords.

1. Sign Up (Free)

Create an account in 30 seconds. No credit card required for the free tier. No verification emails that take 20 minutes. Just email, password, go.

2. Start Chatting

Use the web interface, mobile app, or desktop app. Ask questions, paste code, brainstorm ideas. Your conversation history is saved and searchable.

3. Upgrade When Ready

Hit the free tier limit? Upgrade to Basic or Pro with one click. No contracts, cancel anytime. We earn your subscription every month.

seb@localhost:~$ docker pull sebai/core:latest
latest: Pulling from sebai/core
✓ Already have image (use --force-pull to refresh)

seb@localhost:~$ docker run -p 3000:3000 sebai/core
SEB AI starting...
✓ Server running on http://localhost:3000
✓ API ready at http://localhost:3000/api
Open your browser and start building

# Self-hosting coming soon for Pro users

The Philosophy

Why we built this and why it's different from every other AI assistant.

Privacy Matters

Your conversations are yours. We don't train models on your data. We don't sell your prompts. We don't mine your interactions for insights. Your data stays your data.

No Corporate BS

We're not trying to be your friend. We're not pretending AI is magic. We're just engineers who built a tool that we'd actually want to use ourselves.

Built by Developers

This isn't a product designed by MBAs for corporate email writers. It's built by people who debug at 3 AM and understand why "it works on my machine" is both a joke and a tragedy.

Honest Pricing

Free tier that's actually useful. Paid tiers that make sense. No hidden fees, no surprise charges, no "contact sales" theater. Just straightforward numbers.

Open Architecture

We don't hide how things work. Want to self-host? Go for it (Pro tier). Want to modify the UI? Fork it. Want to integrate it into your workflow? API coming soon.

Real Problems Only

We're not here to write marketing copy or generate inspirational quotes. We're here to solve technical problems, debug code, and help you ship faster.

No Artificial Limits

We don't throttle you to "manage demand." We don't have arbitrary message caps to upsell you. We give you real limits that make sense and scale when you need them.

Community Driven

Feature requests come from real users, not board meetings. We build what developers actually need, not what looks good in a pitch deck to investors.

Ready to Build?

Stop fighting with AI assistants that don't understand your stack. Start using one that was built by people who actually ship code.

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